Now that we’re all sure this advice is the best, it’s probably time for me (now an upperclassmen) to actually give you the advice.
Whether you are an incoming freshman or not, I’m sure you’ll get something helpful out of this.
You could wear spaghetti in your hair and marinara on your shirt, and as long as you walked around looking like you didn’t care (but knew) that you had an Italian meal splattered on yourself, you’ll be fine.
If someone does approach you, and asks, “Dude, you know you’ve got some carbohydrates in your hair? ” This will be your first year at school, so you probably won’t have any idea how to get anywhere.
Finding the bathrooms will be most important, but it shouldn’t be too hard. There’s a low chance that you’ll end up at a nearby river and get swept to your death, but that doesn’t happen too often, especially if you’re wearing spaghetti. Second, they want you to know that they are stronger than you. Basically, unless it is unavoidable, do not annoy nor bump into any upper-class boys. And remember, the upperclassmen are stronger than you.